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Mom finds it necessary every time there is a Problem to remind me just how hard my dad works in spite of his back problems like he’s some fucking hero. Like he’s a fucking hero for being fucking stupid and putting work over family and health. Fucking hardworking dipshit. I’d rather live on less than see the fucker die young but no he’s fucking Superman and he’s putting work over family for the good of his family am I right. What the fuck

IN OTHER WHAT THE FUCK NEWS WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE LATE-TWENTIES SELF-PROCLAIMED INTERNET WISE MEN WITH CHEESY PORTRAIT PICTURES AND TONS OF FACEBOOK FRIENDS AND TWITTER FOLLOWS (FOLLOWEES?) DISHING OUT LIFE AND BUSINESS ADVICE. DID I SAY ADVICE I MEAN SPAM. FUCK OFF